Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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