Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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