well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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