Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
