so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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