if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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