Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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