i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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