Moan for me like Helen Keller
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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