Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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