Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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