she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
