roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I enjoy the company of your penis
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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