Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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