what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Randomize
