so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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