And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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