I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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