I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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