I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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