I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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