I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Do plants get herpes?
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