Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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