Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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