I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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