i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Me. At least after what I've been through.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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