Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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