I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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