he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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