you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
whose parrot is this?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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