So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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