Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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