in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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