I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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