i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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