thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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