ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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