If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
tell me about the eggs
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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