are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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