Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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