you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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