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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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