I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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