omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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