Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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