This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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