Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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