We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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