Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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