You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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